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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

Okay, so I went to fetish night at
Area 51. Monica and I were extremely
excited about this particular one, because
the theme was burlesque, and we love
burlesque. If you aren't sure what
burlesque is and are curious to find out,
follow the wiki. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlesque
You will have to copy and paste the link.
For some reason links will not show on my page.

Some of the burlesque stars in it's heyday:

Lili St. Cyr


Gypsy Rose Lee


Sherry Britton


And of course - Miss Betty Page


More recently, Dita Von Teese has brought back this classic
form of entertainment and also brought back it's fashion.
She is the queen of burlesque today.


Aaannnnyway, there was supposed to be a performing
burlesque troupe, but it was nothing short of ridiculous.
They were basically belly dancers with top hats.
They not only had no clue what they were doing, but also
they didn't seem to have any idea about burlesque and
the tease. So that was dissapointing to say the least.
I tried to dress up the best I could. But my poor little
hat kept falling off. This is the only decent picture I got
with hat half way on.


So that was that.

One last thing. I am just going to call this now.
I need record of it, because I know this is going
to happen. And I love being right. Here it goes.

Heath Ledger will get a posthumous Oscar nomination for
The Dark Knight. I haven't seen the movie yet,
only trailers. But, mark my words....he will.


I'm so excited for this movie. *shimmies*
While we're on the subject, head on over
to cracked.com (one of my favorite websites)
for a hilarious article on who is the best
movie Batman ever.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15029_bat-battle-whos-best-movie-batman-ever.html
Copy and Paste y'all. You won't regret it.

10 comments:

Jess said...

One word for your article... HILLARIOS! I spent the better part of my lunch hour reading it.

Dan and I are pretty stoked for the new batmovie too. I had no idea that Maggie Gyllenhall (I dunno how to spell her name) was in it. I love her too (and her hot brother)!

Now I am ready to pre-purchase tickets :)

Jess said...

I meant hilarious, man, I cannot spell that word!

Teisha said...

haha...I thought it might have been spanish for hilarious. We should all try to plan to go together. It might be enough reason for the boys to come out and play.

j007bird said...

Teisha what is your email address?

Tara said...

Well I copied and pasted and I gotta tell you I didn't regret it! :)
Seriously though that article was pretty hilarious! Christian Bale has been the best Batman by far. I base that sheerly on sexiness. Oh baby, yeah.

Anyway Love you and your theme dancing at Area 51. That's my Teish!

Jess said...

I am game, Teish... opening weekend?

KMC*BURKE said...

TEISHA I LOVE YOU AND YOUR TOP HAT. YOU'RE BOTH SO CUTE AND SMALL. DAMN THE FAKE BURLESQUE DANCERS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE OVER THEME NIGHT FOR AREA. I'M JUST SAYIN.

heather said...

You're so flippin cute I can't even stand it with your tiny hat and all. Sorry the Area disappointed. I went there once pre-marriage and saw a nice couple doing it on the dance floor. So I figured the entertainment was always a plenty.

Cathy Clark said...

You are so cute in your hat!!! And I was wondering the same thing with the Batman thing!

Jess said...

... and p.s... Marco has an awesome batman costume... I think we might be able to talk him into dressing up! Haha.