I am just letting you know that since everyone is pregnant
right now, I have decided that I will not be pregnant.
Some of you have been a little pushy,
'All the cool kids are doing it.'
Well, I don't respond to peer pressure, and I
generally don't like to be part of the trends.
I am a trendsetter...
That being said, getting pregnant is like so 2 years ago.
Congrats to all fiddy of you who are part of the pregnany trend.
"Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"
Stephen Wright
I am a trendsetter...
That being said, getting pregnant is like so 2 years ago.
Congrats to all fiddy of you who are part of the pregnany trend.
"Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"
Stephen Wright
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I KNOW, in the team of like 10 people I work with one dude's wife just had a baby, 3 dudes wives are currently pregnant, and 1 dude keeps whispering about "doctor's appointments" with his wife on the phone, but hasn't announced it yet. So, approximately 50% of all couples are currently pregnant according to my study. It is probably because of that dress you posted, I mean, who could resist the chance to wear it?
I think I counted it last night, and the number is about 12.
Seriously, I'm thinking about my own line of maternity prom dresses.
It would just consist of me buying already made dresses and cutting a hole in it *patent pending* I mean we all know you're pregnant.
Stop trying to hide that bump and be proud of it.
Teish that pic is SO disturbing... It even made me want to cry a little bit...
Oh no, I got that dress for you for your baby shower. I guess i will just give it to some other pregnant chick. I could probably throw it in any general direction and it will hit one of you. Since you're EVERWHERE!!
As far as that picture goes...wow. That's all I have to say. Wow.
I had no idea someone else would have the same dress I have.
wtf? Where are all these fertile people?! I sure know a lot of people who are TRYING to follow this trend. Maybe you're right...maybe it is SO two years ago that my body's rebelling against the whole idea. I've always been way too cool to hop on the bandwagon after the bandwagon has clearly become lame. I have a feeling, though, that if I ever manage to get knocked up, wearing the dresses that you're about to patent is gonna bring the whole preggo thing right back into the status that it enjoyed two years ago: Hot, flashy, bold, innovative, and bulbous.
Dude I just bought that dress on Ebay. What's wrong with it? I think it will hide my love handles really well.
Oh and Jess, you can borrow it for your shower. Which by the way, we need to discuss.
Teish you crack me up. Seriously there must be something in the water though eh?! So many people I know are prego too. It's craziness!
Laura, I have a message for your ovaries...Get it together!
OMG THAT'S THE WORSE OUTFIT IN HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY I LOATHE IT! IT MAKES ME WANT TO HURL HURL HURL!
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