It's true!

I really don't know why I am posting this on my blog.
Maybe because I find it hilarious, and I'm sure I'm
the only one. Maybe I know if I don't have some sort
of record I will forget. I think it's both.

Anyway, I had a dream last night about Mr. Ben Folds.
I was just chillin at a huge concert, but for some reason
the audience wasn't really paying attention. And also,
for unknown reasons I am sitting next to Ben on his
piano bench. He is showing me a new song he is working on.
He's playing the melody and writing down notes on a paper.
He sings some of the lines, but I only remember one.
The line was 'I like Jesus dead beats.' Yeah, I dunno.

So, I'm listening and he's kind of looking to me for approval.
He says 'Well, what do you think?'
And I kinda give him this duh look. I tell him, 'Of course I like it."
I say, "Let me explain something to you -
If you were to climb up on your piano, pop a squat,
and take a giant shit on it...I would be swooning.'

I wake up after this dream, and I'm cracking up.
Because I know, that if I were ever actually in the
position to tell Ben Folds this, I wouldn't even hesitate.

So there ya go.

Here is the man improv-ing a whole song off of some dude yelling
in the audience. There is some NSFW (not safe for work) or
NSFK (not safe for kiddies) language.